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29th-Apr-2010 12:35 pm(no subject)
Animals: Ghost cat
Brian Molko looks like Ellen DeGeneres
18th-Apr-2010 10:33 am(no subject)
Animals: Puppy!
Happy belated birthday to my beautiful Bee and my cherished chimp Claudio. Hope you both had wonderful days, and hope to talk to you soon!
15th-Feb-2010 11:58 am(no subject)
Animals: Puppy!
Thank you for my chocolates, spacebee, and for the lovely message, luin77 Secret Admirer. Lots and lots of love to you both, on this holiest of days: Lindir's birthday. His majesty would like his presents now.
26th-Oct-2009 04:03 pm(no subject)
Animals: Ghost cat
My hair looks fucking amazing, and all it took was some shine blaster crap, a detangler/defrizzer and curl definition spray. And special shampoo. I had better make the most of it, because there's no way I'll spend that much time doing something so boring ever again.

Now, if only we could fix the face.

EDIT: My hair ended up looking like Weird Al Yankovic's.
23rd-Oct-2009 11:16 pm - Aha!
Animals: Ghost cat
More proof that Tom Cruise and Christian Bale are practically indistinguishable*:

There is some more semi-interesting crap here if you're a horrendous gossip-monger like me

*Okay, so that article means that a character Bale played was modelled on Cruise. BUT STILL. THEY COULD BE TWINS

EDIT EDIT: Oh man, and here's the fanfiction! Already!
14th-Oct-2009 10:26 am - I can feel it in my waters.
People: Why does it always rain on me?
Today is a seminar on psychoanalysis, and my group is presenting Edward II related things tonight that no one has bothered to try and rehearse.

...today is going to be a bad day.
Animals: Ghost cat
And once you’re in, you’re hooked like a gambler, you can’t afford to walk away from the crapshoot once you’re deep into it.

Dear Mr. Brecht,

You were right about Epic Theatre, and I was wrong. I'm really sorry I've been bitching about how boring you are. That won't be happening again for a little while.

Yours humbly,

French Cheese
9th-Oct-2009 12:32 am(no subject)
Animals: Ghost cat
Today hasn't been a good day. I can't believe I cried over losing my bloody timetable (but the hot receptionist was really lovely and let me photocopy the official one for free). But I cried. What the hell is wrong? Perhaps I'm pregnant again.

In other news, presentation on Noh theatre wasn't a fucking disaster. For next week we have to pick a recent news story and reenact it in the theatrical style we've been assigned. I really want to do this (don't judge the source - I picked it up from @badjournalism):

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1218880/One-gay-man-lesbians-legged-cat-poisoned-curry-plot.html?ITO=1490

Just the URL is amazing, isn't it!

Okay, bed. Going out tomorrow (tonight?) for bad music and worse alcohol.
29th-Sep-2009 10:12 am - Here are some stupid things.
People: Love your robot
- I love JSTOR with all my stupid geeky heart.

- There is a taxidermy shop on Essex Road called "Get Stuffed".

- There is also a Strong Bad rip-off sprayed on one of those metal shutter things. In that it's a guy in wrestling garb (though of course, for Strong Bad, the mask is his face) and he has "SB" emblazoned on his chest.

- I love Derren Brown with all my stupid geeky heart.

- (500) Days of Summer is lovely lovely lovely (read: Joseph Gordon-Levitt is lovely lovely lovely), and Hall & Oates should be the soundtrack to post-coital bliss more often.

- District 9 scared the shit out of me, but I loved it.

- I love Sibelius with all my stupid geeky heart.

- I have unbitten, painted(!) nails, am down to one cigarette every other day, the internet is working and I have a full social calendar. Something bad is going to happen. Apart from my MA being fucked up already.
20th-Sep-2009 11:32 pm(no subject)
Animals: Ghost cat
Since today was the first day my internet didn't die on me after ten minutes in my new house, I thought I'd check exactly what I was meant to be doing this week regarding uni.

...now I know I'm enrolling on Tuesday, have induction on Wednesday, and classes start the following Monday. I had managed to delude myself into thinking I had longer before the scariness begins. To say I'm nervous would be a bit of an understatement, and I have to read "Edward II" and "Titus Andronicus" by next Monday. Plus on Wednesday I'm meant to be paying for the theatre tickets for the plays we're seeing on the Paris field trip. That I'm worried about too, since the only time I've travelled alone was to Germany, and that was hardly an ordeal since Jenny was waiting at the other end. Et je n'aime pas parler francais. Mrrrrrrrrr

I suppose I'd better go to bed - there's a pub quiz I have to be brilliant for tomorrow night.

EDIT: Since I haven't updated since before I got the news, I suppose I ought to mention that somehow I managed to get the full grant. Which means I'm sort of being paid to do this, so I suppose I'm not actually allowed to chicken out? FUCK
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