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I have the mind of a criminal genius. I keep it in the freezer.

(Next to Mummy)

Name:
Sylvie (an Elf)
Birthdate:
8 October 1987
Location:
Website:
External Services:
  • SemisonicElf AIM status
  • sylvietheelf@gmail.com
  • equality_street
Schools:
I am doing an MA. I am perpetually quaking in my boots. I am pretty much the funniest person in the entire world, according to me. Here is what others have said about me:

"Messier than Jesus" *

"All the sparkling wit, vivacious charm and refreshing good looks of a decomposing carp" *

"She really likes Elves" *

* may not be real testimonies.


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a softer world, acoustic versions of songs, adam green, all about eve, all about my mother, amanda palmer, ambiguously evil characters, amores perros, androgyny, anne boleyn, arcade fire, arrested development, atheism, beethoven, being a dick, ben folds, brick, children of men, christopher marlowe, david bowie, david monahan, death cab for cutie, derren brown, dinosaur comics, don't eat the neighbours, dr. strangelove, dramatic irony, editors, elizabeth i, elliott smith, elrond, elves, federico garcía lorca, feminism, franko b, friendly hostility, frightening performance art, gael garcía bernal, georgia font, georgia o'keefe, ginger snaps, girls with low self-esteem, greek mythology, hilarious mpreg, hot ass thumping sex, italics, jean genet, jeff buckley, john lennon, john william waterhouse, johnny depp, judith butler (sometimes), karl pilkington, kate winslet, kerr smith, la haine, la mala educación, language and gender, lawn dogs, liszt, little miss sunshine, lord of the rings, magnolia, married to the sea, mary renault, mendelssohn, metamorphoses, misanthropy, monty python, mrs. dalloway, mulholland drive, my dog, mysterious skin, natalie dee, neil gaiman, never mind the buzzcocks, noldor, not psychoanalysis, pan's labyrinth, pat barker, paul klee, peggy phelan, penelope cruz, philip pullman, piano, pop culture references, popworld, pretzels, procrastinating like a motherfucker, psycho, r.e.m., radiohead, really bad cheesy songs, regina spektor, rivendell, rocketdog, rodrigo y gabriela, rude words, rushmore, sarcasm, schubert, shockingly shitty jokes, siegfried sassoon, sigur rós, simon amstell, slash, snow patrol, sodomy, south park, stephen colbert, stephen fry, stephen merchant, stiff upper lips, strangers with candy, subtext/buttsex, sufjan stevens, tea, teen girl squad, tennessee williams, the blood arm, the colbert report, the dresden dolls, the free love freeway, the hours, the national, the office, the perry bible fellowship, the pre-raphaelites, the royal tenenbaums, the silmarillion, the simpsons, the white stripes, this is spinal tap, tim burton, tolkien, toni morrison, toothpaste for dinner, ugly betty, understandable queer theory, v for vendetta, virginia woolf, virginity as sexuality, volver, we are scientists, y tu mama tambien

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